TV Review: Big Brother Saturday Aug 21

Posted on August 22, 2010 by admin

Today the houseguests played for the power of veto, and it was the how far will you go for the POV game. The nominees of course went the farthest.

Enzo had to give up almost all of his clothes, he got to keep his shoes and his genie outfit and he has to wear a penguin costume. Brendon shaved his head for starters, he’s a have not for 3 weeks, he has to take a chum bath every hour for the next 24 hours, and he has to be chained to Britney for those same 24 hours. Brendon won the veto. Matt seems to have taken a prize or prizes, and he claims his buzzer didn’t buzz him in, Ragan is VERY upset about this and has been declaring the game pointless and rigged. He keeps saying he’s done as if he is going voluntarily leave the show.

Britney got to open Pandora’s Box with a promise of getting advice from a previous houseguest. She ended up locked in with Jessie who wasn’t giving any advice he was annoying her while she watched on the monitor the rest of the house got to have a Hawaiian barbecue complete with hula girls, at which Ragan didn’t enjoy himself and instead spent the entire time looking around the house for a key to let Britney out with.

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Big Brother Destroyed By A Pool Table

Posted on August 21, 2010 by admin

Big Brother has for years been a breeding ground for some of the most disgusting and vile reality TV stars ever to hit broadcast television, however up until now this disgusting, hate filled, train wreck of a show has never been this boring. Don’t get me wrong it’s always been boring. With two out of every three episodes having absolutely nothing happen how could it not be? This year though has sunken to new never before seen depths of boredom.

Why? Why is this season of the worst TV series ever created so boring? That damned pool table! Every night it’s who’s playing who in the “tournament”, then one after another of the house guests plays pool against another house guest, very poorly by the way, and this goes on every single night with one of them “winning” at the end and placing his name inside an ugly silver bowl that they use as a trophy.

Years ago Big Brother producers used to give cards to the house guests, but that was to noisy, they had basketball for a short period but you could hear that ball bouncing from every spot in the house, this pool table is not new, as nothing in that cheap IKEA furnished house is, but never before has it been such a focal point for the subhumans they repeatedly cast on this toxic waste dump of reality television.

The producers must hear the outcry on the internet, but they refuse to do anything about it, they already passed up the perfect opportunity to take the table away when house guest Hayden broke one of the pool cues last week, but they do nothing to make this sausage fest year be even a little bit more entertaining.

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Erin vs. Flo Review

Posted on August 21, 2010 by admin

Which of these two beautiful insurance pitchwomen is most deserving of your hard earned insurance dollar?

Erin of eSurance is adventurous in the extreme, infiltrating buildings better than the best MI5 spy, even traveling to space to spread the word about eSurance Flo, on the other hand, is a more down to earth girl, approachable in her simple style, but overflowing with wit and joy in her bubbling always upbeat personality. And, while there is no reason to believe Erin holds any sort of bigotries or prejudices, Flo in her work for Progressive has gone out of her way to show that she is open to all types of people regardless of race, creed, sexuality, or gender identity.

Evaluating the two women strictly on a physical level, Erin can bend and move in ways that would drive any man, or woman if she was so inclined, wild, but Flo, whatever her range of motion has the ability to be seen and felt outside of a TV screen or computer monitor.

On the whole, both of these women are doing more than their fair share for their respective employers, and are suitable role models for any young woman to look up to.

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